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Freaky, I was just thinking about writing an essay about collective nouns for mythical creatures, beginning with my favorite- a pungent of Sasquatch

DAMN I love me some Shanrock! I'm gonna try to come this week......and kill the competition.I'm AM the new trivia king I promise.

I will always remember introducing myself to you at Sewick's.Hahahaha..."GRAVYLEGS!OH MY GOD IT"S GRAVYLEGS!".......Love what your doin there,keep it up.Chad

And when we are in that European bar, chanting USA! USA! We should throw in a little "Down with Luxembourg!" for flavor...

http://www.barflymag.com/user/misanthroptimist/america-you-drink-like-a-lightweight.html

You know- you leave a review like that for the Pirate Cove and it just means that the lot of your drinking buddies are required to drag you out there and have a good fucking time- the nerve...

How much would a quiz master quiz if a quiz master could quiz the inquisitive?

Meow meow!

goats and plastic goats

what? the THAI version of me? nuh-huh. don't believe it. that's funny cuz i had to do a doubletake last night at Club 21 cuz i thought you were gracing me with your oh-so-naughty presence. I soon realized it wasn't you. I think this means we need to see each other. whaddya say hot-shot? xoxo

Should have seen the hotshot RC video

S-S-S-S-A-A-A-A-F-F-F-F-E-E-E-E-T-T-T-T-Y-Y-Y-Y-SAFETY DANCE!!!! You can dance if you want to, but I don't suggest leaving your friends behind. They might get pissed.

So I'm thinking about organizing a Barfly Birthday Bus for my birthday in August. It's going to 80s Prom Night themed. Wanna be a part of it? Maybe an 80s trivia thing?

Too cool for BarF, eh? We've got a little surprise planned for your little championship tournament of competition.

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Your poisonous enthusiasm of Patti Smith is the bane of fat little megalomaniacs of the historic theatre world everywhere.