hey miss lane!

BarFly’s Battle of the Band Vans takes place on Sunday, June 22nd! Dozens of local bands will be proudly putting their road rigs on display, car-show style, competing for cash and prizes, at this exclusive BarFly Barbeque (it’s also our ninth anniversary!) for the hard-working rank and file of the Portland service industry. There will be free barbeque, complimentary beer and booze, and live performances by Pure Country Gold, Frank Furter and the Hot Dogs, Big Duck, and Howie and the Hot Knives. Celebrity judges will give awards for Most Innovative, Most Party Hearty, Flair-iest, Most Legendary, and Best Presentation. The Grand Prize, Number One Band Van in Portland, will be decided by popular vote. There’ll be up to $500 cash on the line for the Grand Prize winner, so the competition is sure to be fierce. You’ve got to be in it to win it, so enter today at www.barflypdx.com!

Ah, crap! I'd love to go but it's too late to get my shift covered.

Would love for you to come see me at Starky's. I miss Renner's and you coming in but I don't miss the BMOC. LOL!

In times like this an apology follows a good loud "Well fuck-motherfuck!"

My apologies.

Miss Jane, I'm stoked for the BusTour tonight! When do we know what bar it starts at?

You really think I'm THAT bad Jen?Damn.

Nice one, Jen. Way to make stuff about drinking. Kudos to you. It's really swell. A seal walked into the club at the same time a midget walked into a bar.