Mystic9950 SE Stark Portland, OR 97216 Southeast Portland & near Northeast Portland
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Large club with many tucked-away alcoves for covert leering at the panty-peelers (hand check!).
Dancers aren't the only entertainers in the place--there's 'flair bartending' on the weekends. Seriously, how long has it been since you've seen a bartender do that thing with the six shakers pouring into six martini glasses? Too damn long, we say.
3 stages, VIP area, TV x5, vroom-vroom-biker friendly.
Open 9am-2:30am, every day (dancers from 10am).
$1 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros, 9am-5pm, daily.
Mystic's Happy Hours
|Monday||9am-5pm $1 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros, 9am-5pm, daily.|
|Tuesday||9am-5pm $1 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros, 9am-5pm, daily.|
|Wednesday||9am-5pm $1 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros, 9am-5pm, daily.|
|Thursday||9am-5pm $1 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros, 9am-5pm, daily.|
|Friday||9am-5pm $1 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros, 9am-5pm, daily.|
|Saturday||9am-5pm $1 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros, 9am-5pm, daily.|
|Sunday||9am-5pm $1 well, $1.50 doms, $3 micros, 9am-5pm, daily.|
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First time in. Wasn't very impressed. Came in for the Miss Exotic round. Lots of bikers. The dancers weren't friendly at all---the longest conversation I had was with Renee, the owner. Sat down at a tip rail and the lady dancing spent most of the time talking to her friend. If I do go back it probably won't be during a special event.
My new favorite.
Stopped by Soobies. Drinks were cheap. It was slow and the dancers weren't so hot. Nice but... Didn't try the food. The bouncer was eating something as I left. I like it when the staff is actually eating the food. Lighting a little dark.
Popped over to Mystic, wow! The dancers are f'ing cute, especially Genevive! You rock girl. I liked the lighting. Not too bad.
Used to be a fan of Casa but when they mixed the good beer with some other shit (watched the bartender pour from a spigot in the fridge then try to hide it going to the tap) and served a plate of vegan food with an ant in it (not exactly vegan, now is it!), I lost my love for them. Too bad, the girls are cute and friendly.
Sure, if you like gang-banger wannabes and motorcycle punks, stoopid loud rap music, and a horrible manufactured & sterile atmosphere with awful service and mediocre drinks at spendy prices, then this is the place for you. There are so many better places in Portland, though on a positive note, it is an infinitely better place than Club-205...
This was a nice change from the typical Portland dive. Very clean and up to date. Girls are young and beautiful and of the 20 or so girls I saw, only one looked like she might be surgically altered. The crowd was very safe feeling.
I have to agree that the service was poor however. They need another waitress.
The girls politely ask if you want a dance at the end of their show, but are never pushy. If anything, I would have liked more oportunities to ask for a dance. The private dance booths have one big overstuffed leather chair. There is a transparent curtain that makes for a very private setting. Much more than any other club I've been in, without feeling like you are being taken into a back room. Honestly, those freek me out after a bad experience in Vegas. The private dances appear to be topless the first dance and nude the second and after. Very personal and erotic.
I went across the street to check out club 205, but came back after about 15 minutes. Smelled like stale beer, the crowd was a little rougher (not much), and I saw no way to get a private.
This is my new favorite strip club in Oregon, and Washington combined.
Came in on a slow time Sunday evening. Sat down and after sitting for about 10 minutes realized there must not be a waitress working.... ok so went to bar and stood there for another 10 or so and still no one. So I left and went across the street.
Attractive girls, comfortable atmosphere and great service. Also, the home of one of the best French dips I have ever had...ordered them on two different visits just to be sure. I'm not sure what else I can say about the place, other than if you want a good evening with naked women dancing in front of you, with a tasty sandwich, check this place out.
Club Mystic is a gem in a city saturated with strip clubs and the staff is friendly. The food is fantastic with reasonable pricing. The $5.00 steak dinner is great. It is served everyday, all day long. The entertainers are classy, sexy and friendy. The VIP dance areas are fit for a king. I like them because you are 1 on 1 in a your own very private cabana type room. If you are planing a party for any occasion, be sure to book your event at Mystic.
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