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La Merde

301 SE Morrison St. Portland, OR 97214 Southeast Portland
(503) 736.3313
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BarFly's Review of La Merde

Montage's bar is dedicated to the professional drinker, as subtly indicated by the huge "NO MINORS" sign that takes up the better part of one wall, and further evinced by the attitude of the take-no-crap barkeeps who reserve little patience for the dithering or naive. Enter on Third, or through Montage dining room.

Hours:
Daily 5pm - 1am
Thursdays: Shanrock's Triviology with Trivia Jock Shanrock.

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La Merde's Happy Hours

Monday5pm-6pm $3 wells, draughts, wines, $3-5 food menu 5-6pm
Tuesday5pm-6pm $3 wells, draughts, wines, $3-5 food menu 5-6pm
Wednesday5pm-6pm $3 wells, draughts, wines, $3-5 food menu 5-6pm
Thursday5pm-6pm $3 wells, draughts, wines, $3-5 food menu 5-6pm
Friday5pm-6pm $3 wells, draughts, wines, $3-5 food menu 5-6pm
Saturday5pm-6pm $3 wells, draughts, wines, $3-5 food menu 5-6pm
Sunday5pm-6pm $3 wells, draughts, wines, $3-5 food menu 5-6pm

Getting to La Merde

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Nearby Bars

Bit House Saloon, Bunk Bar, Charlie Horse Saloon, clarklewis, Dig A Pony, Gil's Speakeasy, Lovecraft, Loyal Legion, Montage, My Father's Place, Side Door, Smokehouse Tavern, Star Bar, Trifecta Tavern, Voicebox Karaoke (SE)


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La Merde has 5 user reviews.
The Veggie Gumbo

Gave me the shits. But damn it was tasty. I've only been once, when they did 1/2 price wine bottles on Monday. Come to think of it, maybe it was more that I drank an entire bottle of wine that gave me the shits...

Anyway, the bartender was a little too casual for my taste (it took me 15 minutes to serve the three people in front of me before I could get my wine), but maybe he was playing double duty as a busser for the restaurant or something.

Decent atmosphere with friends, and that Satanic Priest comes in sometimes if you need something other than walls to stare at.

Reviewed By BarFly User mistergraves on April 10, 2010, 3:07 pm
The Shit Indeed

This is where I spend my Thursday nights, drinking and partaking in Shanrock's trivia!

The food is excellent and the drinks are crazy! Where else, other than behind the liquor store, are you able to get your mad dog or night train fix???

Reviewed By BarFly User UptownRocketTom on October 17, 2008, 2:33 pm
The Shit

That is what la Merde means in french, so they say. Awesome bartender E-Wood and great atmosphere! It's right down the street from my bar and I go after work to get good food late.

Reviewed By BarFly User Joynt on November 17, 2007, 5:02 pm
po' boys fo' po' folk

La Merde's got a new happy hour (M - F, 4 - 6), wherein they offer half a po' boy sandwich for only $3, which comes with a huge helping of delish macaroni salad. You can get 'em with alligator, eggplant, crawfish, catfish, etc.

Also, Kyle is a weenie.

Reviewed By BarFly User Joynt on January 12, 2007, 9:25 pm
Happy Hour Rocks

This new addition the montage offers a great happy hour food. The items are served in a clever bento box fashion. My favorites include the gator rolls, deep fried pickles, and homemade crackers and humus(killer). in addition to the good food, the draught beers and cocktails are notable. My only complaint is that happy hour is only offered from 4 to 6- i get off work at 5:30.

Reviewed Anonymously by charmschool on December 22, 2005, 2:37 pm

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