Kit Kat Club231 SW Ankeny St Portland, OR 97209
Located in: Downtown Portland & near Northwest Portland - Visit Website
BarFly's Review of Kit Kat Club
Yes, it's yet another strip club, but with its jewel-box looks and varied array of exotic entertainments, Kit Kat is far more on the burly-q tip, less on the gynecological end, of the titty bar spectrum.
A la Dante's Sunday night staple, Sinferno, expect artful acts from some of Portland's top dancers, deejays, comedians, and neo-Vaudevillians, depending on the night.
Outside tables in the shared Euro-style alleyway on Ankeny, offer smoking/drinking/people-watching ops aplenty.
Kit Kat Club's Happy Hours
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Getting to Kit Kat Club
I went in with a female and while we were watching a Dancer and tipping a doorman/bouncer kept checking on us. I am an over 50 non-threatening male with a date. The doorman was very young. We left quickly as I felt this place will be in trouble soon. They need older more experienced doormen. Hostile environment. Go elsewhere.
Very impressed by the dancers. I'm used to the more atypical places where the dancers ho-hum through their sets. Not sure if they had their A-game on because it was Xmas Eve or if its like that all the time but who cares that was fun. First time I've ever seen a dancer use a Rubik's Cube in her act. I'll leave what she did to the imagination. And they don't ream you on drink prices so thats nice.
Overall Rating of Kit Kat Club
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