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Bottoms Up

16900 NW Saint Helens Rd Portland, OR 97231 Way the hell out there & near Northwest Portland
(503) 621.9844

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Bottoms Up has 2.5 out of 5 based on 2 ratings and 7 user reviews.
Love this place

5 out 5... Everyone is friendly and loves to have a good time

Reviewed Anonymously by Derrick on December 12, 2016, 7:48 pm
Best bar ever

One of the best bars I know of! Friendly staff and regular patrons.

Reviewed Anonymously by Natalie Correa on December 12, 2016, 7:47 pm
So so

Being the farthest from where I live, my expectations may have been too high. The parking was horrible. Had to park off the side of the highway. The place inside isn't much to look at either. The furthest thing on my mind was a lap dance in that place. Two of the dancer were cute---and one of them was smoking hot but neither seemed to want to really associate with anyone in the audience. I first I thought it was me but then I realized they weren't conversing with anyone after they got off of stage except themselves, the few women who came in, and the bar staff. Didn't really look like a desirable place to eat so I took off after realizing only 3 dancers were working all night. Mind you this was a FRIDAY! Glad that I made the trip to see what it was like but probably won't be back again.

Reviewed By BarFly User SaxnBall on March 31, 2015, 11:32 pm
A DUMP OF A HOLE

It Sucks !! This place is a dump. When someone takes a crap, everyone gets to smell it. The girls are ugly and if you didnt know it this is a nude tavern and some of the girls are cool, but watch out because they will scam you. Such as dancing 1 private dance and trying to collect for two then they go out and tell the owner that you didnt pay them at all. It CRAP and the place is a DUMP!

Reviewed Anonymously by Dan King on June 11, 2013, 12:54 am
Friendly Dancers hot body

Great bar friendly crowd sweet dancers. Venus is my favorite she has an insatiable hunger to turn a guy on. Saturday afternoons are the hot ticket for some personal attention. Love those nooners. The lap dances are 1st rate... smile the first review says a lot. I'll go back often for more of the same or more I'm betting. Take your friends and make it a group thing.

Reviewed By BarFly User grogster on September 3, 2011, 6:46 pm
Biker bar with dirty whores

I love this place, other then the fact I've been kicked out twice. First time my buddy accused a stripper of stealing his money, and then the friendly slap on the ass earlier turned into he had his hands all over me and we were gone. Next time my buddy was way to drunk and he grabbed the strippers heel which is "very dangerous" but other then that I've had good times there. My buddy has banged 2 of the girls there, so its a place where you can actually go home with one of the girls. The girls are very energetic and will put their pussy within smelling distance from your face. They have one of the best hamburgers in town, and if you don't piss anyone off there your fine. They have a nice smoking deck out back, and its an all around good time. So get yer money out and go sit at the rack with a hamburger and stick your nose out! You might just get some pussy hair on your tonsils!

Reviewed Anonymously by Josh on October 8, 2009, 8:53 am
mullets/furburgers/brew

after playing 18 @ wildwood with 3 mullets. me & my friend stumbled to bottoms up at 1pm on a saturday. i saw the most perfect furburger ive ever seen. then the next gash was energetic as f'.they also have the coldest brew in between linnton & scappooter. two thumbs up!!!

Reviewed Anonymously by ditka on November 23, 2008, 1:28 am

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