BarFly BusTop secret location revealed only to ticketholders Portland, OR 97207 Downtown Portland
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BarFly Bus Tours are decadent nights of pure fun!
A typical BarFly Bus tour will take you and 50 of your new best friends to a variety of bars, clubs, lounges and dives, up, down, and all around our fair city.
A top-secret meet-up spot is announced to ticket holders 24 hours prior to departure - what comes next will keep you guessing all night long.
Rest assured, pick-up and drop-off is always at a convenient to public trans, centrally located, bar or club. We may take you to the outer limits, but we bring you back to civilization!
All cover charges are waived, complimentary munchies are served, and drink discounts abound! BarFly Bus tickets are $30-35 for most tours, and we offer discounts for groups of ten or more.
We also offer discounts for currently serving members and veterans of the Armed Forces, and for First Responders (Drop us an email for discount info (email@example.com).
You can also book the BarFly Bus for a private party, for any occasion. Drop us an email for more info (firstname.lastname@example.org).
To be up to the BarFly Bus challenge, you must be ready, willing, and able to take responsibility for yourself, the drinks you ingest, and the effects they may have upon you.
Furthermore, you must pinkie swear that a cab driver or other sober individual will take your extra-fun self home at the end of the festivities.
Pukers and other lightweights are discouraged from participating.
The BarFly Bus maintains a strict no-DNA policy - you must keep all your bodily fluids inside your body, or safe distance away from the BarFly Bus, at all times.
We also have zero tolerance for fighters and jerks - if you are a fighter or a jerk, please catch another bus.
Racist, sexist, homophobic, bullying, and any kind of antagonistic or just incredibly annoying behavior will be met with our eject button.
You must be at least 23, and have your valid ID (Oregon State ID or Driver's License, other US Driver's License, or Passport) with you. Sorry, under 23 need not apply!
BarFly Mystery Bar Bus Tours happen at least once a month. Book your seats now - they usually sell out, and sell out fast!
Discounts are available for groups of ten or more, but only a limited number of discount seats are available for any given tour. If you have a large group, book your tickets as early as possible when discount tickets are still available.
If you have a birthday, a bachelor or bachelorette party, anniversary, work party, or anything to celebrate - the BarFly Bus is a great choice, with something for everybody in your group!
It's also a great way to meet people and make new friends - folks fly solo on the BarFly Bus all the time.
Want to throw the best party ever? Do it on the BarFly Bus! We're available for private party charters to groups of up to 50. Rates are reasonable, and full party planning services are included. We'll customize the route to your preferences, and can do special themes or games, like trivia competitions and scavenger hunts, too.
The BarFly Bus is an entirely "at-your-own-risk" type of activity. This means it's up to you to conduct yourself in the manner befitting a responsible adult, and take care of yourself and look out for your buddies. Pace yourself, plan ahead on NOT driving after your tour, wear sensible shoes and clean underwear, and call your moms on the regular.
Refunds and exchanges are not available, unless the Bus is unable to operate (a very, very rare occurrence). However, if you find that you are unable to use your tickets, you may upgrade them to open tickets for an additional $5 charge per ticket.
Open BarFly Bus tickets are good for any tour for one year from original tour date.
The open ticket upgrade option expires approximately 72 hours prior to the tour in question. Email email@example.com for more ticket upgrade info.
All tickets are issued as "e-tickets". You will receive email confirmation from BarFly of your order, including full instructions for meeting the BarFly Bus.
Strip-O-Rama: All Strip Clubs, All Night Long! • Saturday, June 8th
A Midsummer Night’s BarFly Bus • Saturday, July 27th
Great Outdoor BarFly Bus Tour • Saturday, August 10th
BarFly Express to Mount Angel Oktoberfest! • Saturday, September 14th
20th Annual Ooky-Spooky Halloween BarFly Bus Tours • 4 NIGHTS! DIFFERENT TOURS EACH NIGHT! Friday, October 25th, Saturday, October 26th, Thursday, October 31st, and Friday, November 1st
Holiday Hellraiser BarFly Bus Tour • Saturday, November 30th
Santa’s Mustache Ride: XXX-mas BarFly Bus Tour • Saturday, December 14th
More dates will be added, soon - please bookmark this page and check back!
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I was at a strip club your bus visited tonight. Your group was a bunch of stingy cheapskates who must be so down on their luck that to part with a dollar would break them. I have experienced your loud, obnoxious, creepy patrons come into different clubs before. Your patrons are cheap, obnoxious, pushy, gropers that think they can get away this bullshit because they have the cover of your business. You empower this creepy behavior, you are responsible. I watched guys with your bus take back tips because the dancer failed to knock the money down when she danced in front of them, they took the money back when she moved on. The women are especially bad, thinking the dancers are there for their groping pleasure, if someone did that to them they would be outraged. The dancer I know made more money on a set earlier in the evening where there were 5 guys at the rack than when your cheep creeps took over the club. Please be responsible human beings, disband the creep bus, go away and never come back.. Just a patron that has witnessed this behavior of your bus people several times.
Tyler, Jimmy, and Jesus were fucking awesome. One of the best times I've had in portland. If you have not done this, DO IT!
Barfly Bus brings the party! I always mark my calendar for when the Strip-O-Rama bus is coming to my clubs: Lucky Devil Lounge and Sassy's! You guys know how to bring the fun, I love it when you come in to see me and the other strippers! xoxoxo Rocket
I & a girlfriend decided on a whim to take the Barfly Bus for NYE. We had such a great time! Wish i would have known about this before. Everyone on this big yellow bus was friendly & all out for a great time. We have already purchased tickets for another tour...see you guys soon!
I've been on three Barfly Busses now....All I can say is you haven't had fun until you are riding through Portland on a Big ole' school bus with 40 other drunk morons.......It's a literal party on wheels.
There's usually a douche or to on the busses, but they are routed out quite early. The majority of the people have an instant camaraderie as flasks and pints are passed about to one another......
Take the bus. Just do it.
I love this bar, despite the fact that its crowded and you can't find a bartender anywhere! The clientele is fun and friendly, and there's an instant comraderie which is rare in bars in this day and age. Its also a smoke free environment, which is nice, and plenty of windows to let in fresh air. You also never know what the night may bring - sometimes they've got strippers, sometimes they've got trivia challenges, sometimes they've got live music, sometimes they've got easter egg hunts. The hostess also rules, as evidenced by the fact that patrons can't resisty buying HER drinks!
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