Pitiful Princess

12646 SE Division St portland, or 97236
Phone: (503) 954.1019

Located in: Southeast Portland & near Gresham
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BarFly's Review of Pitiful Princess

(Formerly: The Peanut Farm; under new ownership) A neighborhood bar that just happens to be a strip club, the Pitiful Princess is cozy and comfortable, with reclining chairs lining the two stages, and tables surrounded by steakhouse-style armchairs.

Small enough to get to know the friendly staff and regulars, but with enough room to house two stages and two surprisingly discreet private dance areas.

Suped-up smoking patio - fully weatherized, very comfortable, with big screen! If you're a smoker, it's worth the trip, alone.

Private parties welcome, call ahead for reservations.

Open 9am-2:30am Monday-Saturday, 11am-midnight Sunday.

Killer $5 "Bloody Breakfast" - 2 pancakes, 2 sausage links, and 1 Bloody Mary, all for five bucks, 9am-noon, Monday-Saturday.

$5 lunch special daily. $2 select pints and $3 rum and cola, at all times.

$3 well, 4-7pm, everyday.

Hosting BBQ parties on UFC fight nights (7/6/13, 8/3/13, and 8/31/13; at 6pm; $5 cover) w $3 BBQ (ribs, potato salad, baked beans, etc.).

Pitiful Princess's Happy Hours
Monday$3 well 4-7pm, everyday.
Tuesday$3 well 4-7pm, everyday.
Wednesday$3 well 4-7pm, everyday.
Thursday$3 well 4-7pm, everyday.
Friday$3 well 4-7pm, everyday.
Saturday$3 well 4-7pm, everyday.
Sunday$3 well 4-7pm, everyday.
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Reader Reviews of Pitiful Princess
Pitiful Princess has 4.5 out of 5 based on 6 ratings and 6 user reviews.
great place to hang

hanging at the pit is a ton of fun. the regulars are cool and the girls are hot and friendly. the staff is one the best in town.great place to laugh and have a good time

Reviewed Anonymously by Hotrod on August 20, 2013, 11:09 am
Great bar

I love this bar

Reviewed Anonymously by Maliea on December 15, 2012, 12:07 am
i lovecthis bar

i frequent the pp all the time. Its a fun enviroment with a great staff and hot dancers. I recomend that people come check it out. Its a nice place to hangout drink a beer and relax after i get off work.

Reviewed Anonymously by Definitely Not dave on December 12, 2012, 10:03 am
pitiful princess

very cozy and comfortable club. great girls, very friendly and good looking great bar staff all friendly and prompt service they really expanded the food menu and the food is great. cool outside patio area.

Reviewed Anonymously by steve on December 7, 2012, 3:30 pm
Hot Club!!

The mid day girls are smoking hot!!! Comfortable club! It's like Cheers with naked babes!

Reviewed Anonymously by Bob on June 13, 2012, 12:26 pm
Pitiful Princess

Needs merchandise like t-shirts and hats! Clean, nice girls.

Reviewed Anonymously by Jack on September 7, 2011, 7:29 pm
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Overall Rating of Pitiful Princess

Absolute boozer heaven
Pretty freakin' nice
Could be worse
Exemplifies mediocrity
Ugh, shoot me.

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