Dirty
NW Third @ CouchPortland, OR 97209
503/ 227.1898
Located in: Downtown Portland & near Northwest Portland - Visit Website
BarFly's Review of Dirty
A germaphobic Mormon’s wet dream of a stripper pole showroom. Out of all adjectives, ‘dirty’ is the last that comes to mind upon appraisal, which is probably the greatest compliment one can pay it. Now, if it was called “Vapid”...
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Dirty Girls Have the Most Fun
I went to Dirty for the first time and LOVED it. Yes, if you're a guy you have to pay, but so what! Us women get the shaft on so many other things, let us at least get into a club for free every now and then. The music is awesome (no crappy 80s like the Dixie), the bartenders are super sweet and very sexy, and the clientele is much more attractive than other places I've been. Yes, it's a little uppity, and you should dress in something sexy and fashionable, if you're in jeans and a tank top, go to the Dixie. Yes, the bouncers can be a little on a powertrip, but cut them some slack. They have to deal with douche bags and drunkasses all night. If you're polite, they'll be the same.
The drinks are decent, too. Just remember to tip your bartender, she'll remember if you don't. And they give out free bottles of water, because they care.
So overall, Dirty beats out McFadden's and the Dixie anyday. If you're on 3rd and near Couch, check it out.
I went to Dirty for the first time and LOVED it. Yes, if you're a guy you have to pay, but so what! Us women get the shaft on so many other things, let us at least get into a club for free every now and then. The music is awesome (no crappy 80s like the Dixie), the bartenders are super sweet and very sexy, and the clientele is much more attractive than other places I've been. Yes, it's a little uppity, and you should dress in something sexy and fashionable, if you're in jeans and a tank top, go to the Dixie. Yes, the bouncers can be a little on a powertrip, but cut them some slack. They have to deal with douche bags and drunkasses all night. If you're polite, they'll be the same.
The drinks are decent, too. Just remember to tip your bartender, she'll remember if you don't. And they give out free bottles of water, because they care.
So overall, Dirty beats out McFadden's and the Dixie anyday. If you're on 3rd and near Couch, check it out.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Kellie on August 25, 2008, 3:04 pm
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Comparison shopping
The competitor for them is Dixie, and it can be confusing figuring out which one to select. going to both is a nonoption because fuck waiting in 2 long lines and paying 2 covers. So it depends on what you're after, hotter chicks or a wilder time.Dirtys got stripper poles and the female customers dress skimpier there. The chicks behind the bar at Dirty are waay hotter. (Dixie, you need to stop saying you have the hottest bartenders in town, you don't anymore.) The Dirty girls dress sluttier (yay!) and none of them have weight problems like some of the Dixie girls. (the recent Dixie reviews are true.) However the Dixie gets off the hook on weekends and you don't feel like you have to dress like it's new years eve there. Just remember to stand out of the way when one of the chubbier Dixie girls lumber onto the bar to dance, you wouldn't want one to slip and fall on you. But they're all still doable after enough drinks. So which one shall I go to tonight? Hmmmm....
The competitor for them is Dixie, and it can be confusing figuring out which one to select. going to both is a nonoption because fuck waiting in 2 long lines and paying 2 covers. So it depends on what you're after, hotter chicks or a wilder time.Dirtys got stripper poles and the female customers dress skimpier there. The chicks behind the bar at Dirty are waay hotter. (Dixie, you need to stop saying you have the hottest bartenders in town, you don't anymore.) The Dirty girls dress sluttier (yay!) and none of them have weight problems like some of the Dixie girls. (the recent Dixie reviews are true.) However the Dixie gets off the hook on weekends and you don't feel like you have to dress like it's new years eve there. Just remember to stand out of the way when one of the chubbier Dixie girls lumber onto the bar to dance, you wouldn't want one to slip and fall on you. But they're all still doable after enough drinks. So which one shall I go to tonight? Hmmmm....
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by NateDog on July 26, 2008, 1:59 pm
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Dirty Times
I booked a bachelorette party at Dirty last weekend thought a myspace message sent to me they offered us a bottle of Champagne and table for free!
When we got to the club it was packed and we got in no problem and the table we where supposed to get was taken because we where late! the female VIP hostess found us another table it was small but ok!
We ended up dancing all night long going between both clubs and the music was funner on the front side and they have the stripper poles to dance on.
The best thing about the bar was the bathrooms for the girls! and the music!
My over all experiance was good and we will definately go again!
I booked a bachelorette party at Dirty last weekend thought a myspace message sent to me they offered us a bottle of Champagne and table for free!
When we got to the club it was packed and we got in no problem and the table we where supposed to get was taken because we where late! the female VIP hostess found us another table it was small but ok!
We ended up dancing all night long going between both clubs and the music was funner on the front side and they have the stripper poles to dance on.
The best thing about the bar was the bathrooms for the girls! and the music!
My over all experiance was good and we will definately go again!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by GIRLSPARTYPDX on July 17, 2008, 12:19 am
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Getting there
I have been to Dirty a couple times, and I it has been pretty fun. It is definately a younger 21-25 crowd, and a little bit risque... but really, would you expect sophistication from a place called Dirty? I have been once when the dance floor was open, and once when it was under construction. I like the atmosphere of the bar area, so once it is all done, I think the bar and the dance sections will really work well together.
The only cons I would give Dirty is that the girl bartenders seem to be lacking in drink making skills. I've had to had my drink re-made a few times.
All in all, Dirty is young, fun, and a little bit naughty...
I have been to Dirty a couple times, and I it has been pretty fun. It is definately a younger 21-25 crowd, and a little bit risque... but really, would you expect sophistication from a place called Dirty? I have been once when the dance floor was open, and once when it was under construction. I like the atmosphere of the bar area, so once it is all done, I think the bar and the dance sections will really work well together.
The only cons I would give Dirty is that the girl bartenders seem to be lacking in drink making skills. I've had to had my drink re-made a few times.
All in all, Dirty is young, fun, and a little bit naughty...
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by Marie on June 24, 2008, 7:35 pm
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worst djs i've ever heard.
dirty is a semi-decent place. but they hire the bottom of the barrel DJs with absolutely no skill. this place won't last.
dirty is a semi-decent place. but they hire the bottom of the barrel DJs with absolutely no skill. this place won't last.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by dick tracy on June 21, 2008, 7:03 pm
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SO LAME
I really have no idea where to start here….night started off with this big fat no talent ass clown of a security guard looking like he just got of a plane from Iraq. With that said he then decided that he was so freaking cool in his lame ass uniform to tell me that I was not allowed in the bar with shoes that have no laces…yet he just let Mr. Abercrombie in with flip flops…after being a dosh pop I get in and pay my $10 cover cause I have a wanker between my legs...but if I had boobs it was free. So now I am in and this place is so want to be LA and Vegas it is truly sad and pathetic. All the people are nothing but 21 to 25 year olds that are like, “Look at me I am an Abercrombie model”. The drinks are expensive and are 90% water…the music blows…oh and if you want to dance with a girl back in the “dance area” you have to pay another $10 guys because you have a wanker and not boobs so in all you pay….
$10 to get in
$60 for crapy water downed drinks
$0 for crapy atmosphere
$10 to go dance if you’re a guy
So absolutely not worth it ever, worst bar I have ever been to and I have been all over the world…that should say a lot.
I really have no idea where to start here….night started off with this big fat no talent ass clown of a security guard looking like he just got of a plane from Iraq. With that said he then decided that he was so freaking cool in his lame ass uniform to tell me that I was not allowed in the bar with shoes that have no laces…yet he just let Mr. Abercrombie in with flip flops…after being a dosh pop I get in and pay my $10 cover cause I have a wanker between my legs...but if I had boobs it was free. So now I am in and this place is so want to be LA and Vegas it is truly sad and pathetic. All the people are nothing but 21 to 25 year olds that are like, “Look at me I am an Abercrombie model”. The drinks are expensive and are 90% water…the music blows…oh and if you want to dance with a girl back in the “dance area” you have to pay another $10 guys because you have a wanker and not boobs so in all you pay….
$10 to get in
$60 for crapy water downed drinks
$0 for crapy atmosphere
$10 to go dance if you’re a guy
So absolutely not worth it ever, worst bar I have ever been to and I have been all over the world…that should say a lot.
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by HI TOP on June 15, 2008, 10:52 pm
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It's very very Vegas
My friend and I stopped in about a month ago at about 3 p.m. to check it out and were greeted by a girl in dominatrix boots and fishnets and a schoolgirl skirt so short you could see what religion she was. I'm all for getting your skank on, but in the middle of the afternoon? Kinda jarring. My friend and I are not at all uptight, she's a former stripper even, but stopping in for a beer and a bite to eat and being waited on by that is weird. Does the interior of this place remind anyone else of Applebees? At least it isn't the Dixie.
My friend and I stopped in about a month ago at about 3 p.m. to check it out and were greeted by a girl in dominatrix boots and fishnets and a schoolgirl skirt so short you could see what religion she was. I'm all for getting your skank on, but in the middle of the afternoon? Kinda jarring. My friend and I are not at all uptight, she's a former stripper even, but stopping in for a beer and a bite to eat and being waited on by that is weird. Does the interior of this place remind anyone else of Applebees? At least it isn't the Dixie.
Dirty
Finally someone actually spent some time and money in a club in Portland, It is not the same old tired regurgetated crap!
Me and my girlfriends went on a Friday and it was F'in rockin. and Yes! after a few drinks we where all dancing on the poles!
Finally someone actually spent some time and money in a club in Portland, It is not the same old tired regurgetated crap!
Me and my girlfriends went on a Friday and it was F'in rockin. and Yes! after a few drinks we where all dancing on the poles!
Reviewed Safely & Anonymously (pussy) by squeeker on April 11, 2008, 11:41 am
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