Boxxes (CLOSED)

1035 SW Stark Portland, OR 97205
Phone: (503) 226.4171

Located in: Downtown Portland - Visit Website
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BarFly's Review of Boxxes (CLOSED)

Cutie pie go-go boys shake their tailfeathers in front of big screens and video projections throughout the bar, which connects through to the Brig (danceclub) and Red Cap Garage (the primo people-watching perch on Vaseline Alley). Friendly, attractive staff. Low to no cover, fun events nightly.

Open 5pm-1am Monday-Wednesday, 5pm-2:30am Thursday-Saturday. Dark Sundays.

$2.50 Well Drinks from open to close daily

Tuesdays: Versus $1.75 Wells

Thursday: $1 drinks till midnight

Friday: Latin Night

Saturday: 90's video remix night

Boxxes (CLOSED) 's Happy Hours
Monday$2.50 wells and $2-3 menu, 5pm-midnight
TuesdayAlas, no happy hour today.
WednesdayAlas, no happy hour today.
ThursdayAlas, no happy hour today.
FridayAlas, no happy hour today.
SaturdayAlas, no happy hour today.
SundayAlas, no happy hour today.
Reader Reviews of Boxxes (CLOSED)
Boxxes (CLOSED) has 6 user reviews.
Rudest place ever

I went to Boxxes which is really the RedCab Garage. On this site Karaoke is on the menu for Wed, so I made the trip with my GF. There was a lone guy on the stage with a keyboard singing HORRIBLY, and I asked the bartender if they had open mic all night. He responded with a curt "NO" and turned around and walked away. Apparently we werent gay enough to get a polite response as to the entertainment for the evening. They were not at all busy so maybe they dont need the business either. Asshole.

Reviewed Anonymously by Sprockett on March 27, 2010, 2:17 pm
Not bad!

I love that it's non smoking...and dollar drinks on Thur are even better (even though my tab always reflects higher prices...HMMM???)...only fuckin' sucks...way too loud, horrible sound system and the DJ must smoke rocks beforehand cuz he will mix the worst shit together...but, for $5 you can fucked up and watch all the barista queens trying to look fly in their clearance priced jeans...oh, and love the Asian gay hair styling queens who walk around like they own the place. LOL!

Reviewed By BarFly User Lococito on January 23, 2008, 11:30 am
Great Customer Service

I have enjoyed every time I go to this bar. The boys are hot and not too snotty. The employees are polite except when they need to be assertive. I have no complaints to this point. I do miss the Panarama. It really set the whole block!!

Reviewed Anonymously by A casual customer on January 8, 2008, 10:48 am
DAS pdx rocks my socks!

beautiful men just bein' beautiful.Much love to boxxes!(I Heart DAS{pdx}!)

Reviewed Anonymously by Anime_Princess on August 29, 2006, 6:08 pm
Casual Atmosphere

I love the Video DJing, The bartenders know how to mix a drink, and The Boys...need i say more? This is a casual atmosphere, no need to dress up in your Aber/Hollister Best! Very nice group of people at this bar.

Reviewed Anonymously by Jay on May 1, 2006, 1:29 pm
horns? horny!

Lots of pretty men doing their best to keep the breeders out. God love 'em.

Reviewed Anonymously by miss amanda jones on August 9, 2005, 7:26 pm
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Overall Rating of Boxxes (CLOSED)

Absolute boozer heaven
Pretty freakin' nice
Could be worse
Exemplifies mediocrity
Ugh, shoot me.

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